Break out the giggles with some kid-friendly winter jokes that are sure to make your students smile.
Winter Jokes for Kids of All Ages
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty
What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
A pineapple
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Frosted Snowflakes
What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D
What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
He got 12 months.
What are some of your favorite kid-friendly winter or holiday jokes? Share them with us below!
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Q. Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?
A. Santa walking backwards!
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Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.
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Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. “Fleece Avoided.”
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Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
A. Santa snores!
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Q. Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
A. He had low ELF-esteem.
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Q. Why does Santa have three gardens ?
A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
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Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A. Comet.